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Thanks Seth! (Source: motherjones) So much make up I owns! Now I really need a big case for it. Or one of those awesome make-up trolleys. Just wish they weren’t $120 >_> (because I could buy a lot of other make-up for that price. XD) When you are assigned a group project heyfunniest:
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I WANT THIS BUNNY AND I SHALL CALL HIM MR. SQUISHY!!!! D: (Source: lovelylops)  heyfunniest:
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Omg, I almost literally died after reading this, with THAT picture. XD (Source: ohmyandy, via heyfunniest) Oh! I also…. bought new skateshoes (because my old ones were almost rotten to the core), a darling tunic with polkadots and some new make-uppies! So looking forward for them! :) Just thought I’d share this. <3 I’ll post some picshurz soon ^^ Cuz watchin’ some ass-decent horror movie is so yesterday… I am now watching one of the silliest I’ve ever EVER come across. Scary Movie(s) don’t count, they are comedies not actual horrors.
I was trying to watch Antichrist, because I am your type of gal that does never read descriptions and automaticcaly starts thinking it is about demons, angels and whatnot between hell and heaven and the fuq they are dong with hoomins. Well, think again. It is about a woman that turns absolutely apeshit after she lost her son, because APPARENTLY toddlers are large enough to get out of beds, open baby gates, decide to push a chair to a fucking table and then climb out of an open window. >_>
The rest of the story is actually pretty good, but it is very psychologist centered.
Now I prefer my horror movies scary as shit, with demons, blood, gore, psychologic fucked up game playing with your mind and which would make me ‘I don’t wanna sleep alone tonight’. Of course that rarely happens. It only happened with Paranormal Activity I, The Happening, Tale of Two Sisters, The Last Exorcism, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Ring (the original, not the American version) and Shutter. And Chucky, but I was 10 years old when I accidentally saw that one. I have probably seen more than 100 horror movies, so you can probably guess how many I had to sit through (and probably turned off again way before it was ready).
Now I tried to watch Drag Me To Hell, thinking it would be one of those awesome movies. Now I am staring at little boys dragged inside holes in marble floors and possessed goats. Thank you Sam Raimi, for making me piss my pants from laughter. You have made my day! How to tell the difference between different genres of metal - POWER METAL:The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
- THRASH METAL:The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
- HEAVY METAL:The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
- FOLK METAL:The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
- VIKING METAL:The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
- DEATH METAL:The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
- BLACK METAL:The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
- GORE METAL:The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
- DOOM METAL:The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
- PROGRESSIVE METAL:The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
- GLAM METAL:The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
- NU METAL:The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
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